What kind of music do you like? Talk about music.
'Round hurr, cats already know whats up. I been doin' music thing since the invention of sliced fuckin' bread. But yo, music is crazy these days, I'm on that new Toro Y Moi like whaaaaaat?? ARE YOU SERIOUS? That shit is hot yo. And cats know me, I fucks with my nigga Kanye "Through The Wire" West.
Do you like (visual) art? Paintings and sculptures and digital art and things like that? Talk about art.
On the real, I wouldn't be where I am at if weren't for my nigguh Andy "soup can" Warhol. That cat right there fucked up the art scene yo. Shiit, He the Jay-Z of art. My homie changed the game for eryone and I got respect for that. Warhol was just a hustla like me, tryin' to get his art game on.
who are you and why do you talk the way you do? you're doing nothing to defeat black stereotypes.
I'm just a brotha how figures he can give back to the community giving advice. Thats why they call me da professa. Shiiiit, i give back locally n shit, but the intranetz is wurr you can reach mo people. I know they way I talk might not be propa enuff fo some elite folks, but I was brought up talkin dis way, so ima type the way i talk. Nothing will defeat black sterotypez if they are true. Stereotypes arent something that needs to be defeated in many casez, ya dig? They exist fo a reason. If you dont like the way people live and talk in different parts of da country, then maybe you should be a lil more tolerant, ya feelz me. I'm proud of who i am, shiiiitt. But you strait, I aint mad athca.
What do you believe is the meaning of life, or is there none?
Hellz yeah durr is meanin to life... How you gon ask me that right thurr? I outta slap ya upside yo head. Matta fact, ima be nice today cuz its the first of the month!!! Gettin that government check ya feelz me? Anywayz homie, the meaning to life is to be positive towards other people. You already know da professa believe in god, ya dig? He want us lil people to help each other, then when we die we go to a better place. Thug love is what you might call it, but i just call that plain ole love. Dont get it twisted, I mighta killed some folks in my time, but I love folks too.
How do you think the world will end? How do you think the world began?
How the world gon end b? I know how that shit gon end, but i cant tell ya. My bad homeboi. That shit right thurr a suprise. And i aint no snitch tellin secrets n shit. Neva that. But I will tell you dis, this world began when the big man upstairs felt like he needed some bonafide hustlas on this earf. See, the big man is a hustla too. He gets his, and thats a gaurentee my nigga.
What is your opinion on "illegal immigrants"?
I gots thug love fo the poor immigrants who try to come to 'merica to make a betta life, only to get shipped back n shit. But I got bonafide hatred fo dem salty ass criminals who see america as a place to hustle dey crime and sell drugs. We should get our government scientist to make a machine that can tell the difference between good immigrants and bad. Ya heard? Da only illegal immigrants to be in America was slaves n shit. They got stolen from Africa and illegally brought them to America. But shiiiiiiiii, I aint mad. Now i run these streets, makin that paper, paper, paper.
how should we fix global warming?
I hurred the biggest factor in global warming is killing animals for meat. Shiiiiiiiit. I don't want to burn in a firey flood, but I gotta have my steak ya feelz me? If you wanna fix global warmin be a vegan... outside of that yo just a hypocrite. And I beat up hypocrites.
College isn't for everyone. Agree or disagree? Why?
Looka hurr playa, I come from the school of hard knocks... Im a certified professa with a degree in hustlin baby. I'll be damned if I told these fools college is for er'one. Some fools school it up on campus, some fools find their own way to hustle. Its up to you baby.
Who do you think should be the next president of the United States?
Ay, on the realies though? I would do that shit up in the white house. I know we gotta black president already, but we all know bama aint hood as me, shit. I would help the poor and shit like. Then I'd team up with mexico and shit to make taco cheaper for all americans n shit. That shit is important to me. Them $3 deluxe tacos at taco bellz so expensive ya dig? Somebody needs to do sumthin bout that.
If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go?
I would go to haiti and chill in the islands mayne... Always wanted to go to the carribean n shit. Then I'll hit up Wyclef Jean and help feed a sick person or some shit. But I'ma miss being back home, in my own hood.
What do you think is the best way to defeat terrorism?
Real talk, we got wait that shit out. We can't be bombing bagdad and irock and expect to find bin laden. That nigga bin laden probably meditatin under a rock. We need like some retroacitve, secret service ants to search him out. When we find him, we should get in his ass, literally.
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